Bristol Palin

When not getting accidentally pregnant or taking selfies, Bristol Palin likes to write on her blog about stuff that upsets her, like Obama. And science.  There’s nothing about her brother though. She’s probably just editing it. In the meantime, she’s mad at Tina Fey for clowning her mom on SNL. 

I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for having three more kids and seven more years on Tina!) Saturday Night Live and Fey have been clinging to this impersonation a little too long. It’s getting pathetic. Its been 7 years! Are they desperate for content?  Or just desperate for viewers?

I guess we can debate on who is more pathetic or desperate for viewers in this scenario, considering Bristol is just a last name away from being on Maury. Is that show still on? I hope it’s still on. It was great. Also, it seems Bristol thinks her mom is prettier than Tina Fey. I’m sure that would be true if nobody had ever heard Sarah Palin say words. Ponies are pretty but that doesn’t necessarily mean I want to stick my dick in one. I’d have to get to know them first. What are their interests? What do they like to do for fun? Do they like their Indian food not to be really spicy? Stuff like that. It’s rare in our society for two people to get to know each other.